Le Thannaron

😢: ⭐️ One star — because the water worked. A truly unforgettable stay. The hotel has clearly embraced a very ambitious concept: “cleaning is optional.” The fridge came generously pre-seasoned with crumbs, while underneath the bed we discovered what appeared to be an entire ecosystem consisting of mountains of hair and dust. The floor was decorated with a beautiful collection of mysterious dirty spots, giving the room a charmingly archaeological feel. The induction stove, meanwhile, was more of a conceptual installation than a functional appliance. Very avant-garde. The bathroom offered another minimalist experience: no hand soap, no shower gel — just you, your thoughts, and the pungent smell that seemed to permeate the entire place. The vacuum cleaner was also there, presumably as a decorative object, since it seemed to have no connection whatsoever to the concept of actually cleaning. On the bright side, the water worked. So technically, the basic requirements of civilization were not completely abandoned. All in all, a fascinating experience for anyone interested in seeing how little cleaning, maintenance and hygiene can be combined into one accommodation. Would not recommend unless you are specifically looking for an immersive survival experience..